What is Computer Without A Condom?


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When you run your computer using any malware protection such as anti virus and dont use any firewalls.

Peter: I ran my computer without a condom and it picked up some nasty stds(viruses).

Dan: Why dont you use anti virus?

Peter: Because it uses too much system resources and I can just format my computer anyways


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