What is Computer Without A Condom?
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When you run your computer using any malware protection such as anti virus and dont use any firewalls.
Peter: I ran my computer without a condom and it picked up some nasty stds(viruses).
Dan: Why dont you use anti virus?
Peter: Because it uses too much system resources and I can just format my computer anyways
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To smoke a bowl of marijuana before going to sleep.
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When somebody wakes up in the morning before their alarm goes off and sits and waits until it goes off so they can press snooze
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