What is Computer Without A Condom?
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When you run your computer using any malware protection such as anti virus and dont use any firewalls.
Peter: I ran my computer without a condom and it picked up some nasty stds(viruses).
Dan: Why dont you use anti virus?
Peter: Because it uses too much system resources and I can just format my computer anyways
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When a ninja hides in your pajamas and right when you're about to go to sleep he thrusts his sword through you.
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To eat one's own foot.
Mark: Your mom is hot, too bad your dad is boning another woman
Jim: What?
Mark: Oh crap, I just committe..
