Computer Witness

What is Computer Witness?

1.

A particular subgenre of computer geek. Someone who is obsessed with computers for the sake of computers and not for what they can do. Will often spend hours running performance tests and having "races" between different chips with various programs without ever getting any actual work done on said equipment.

Gene longs for the good old days of the Macs-vs-PCs war...those were some good times, up late with a flat of Mountain Dew and all his buddies racing their computers. Gene is a computer witness.
0

Random Words:

Unintentional Comedy
1. Unintentional Comedy refers to any type of performing art that fails so bad it becomes a piece of comedy gold. This phenomenon is most r..
Read more
Public Bathroom
1. 1) A last resort to excrete bodily waste in a desperate situation. 2) A great way to meet singles, as there are always phone numbers wr..
Read more
European Clunge
1. Found across the globe in a variety of; night clubs, pubs, back alleys, and unfamiliar beds! The term is openingly referring to females..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free