Computer Witness

What is Computer Witness?

1.

A particular subgenre of computer geek. Someone who is obsessed with computers for the sake of computers and not for what they can do. Will often spend hours running performance tests and having "races" between different chips with various programs without ever getting any actual work done on said equipment.

Gene longs for the good old days of the Macs-vs-PCs war...those were some good times, up late with a flat of Mountain Dew and all his buddies racing their computers. Gene is a computer witness.
0

Random Words:

Quadskank
1. An attractive, college-aged woman tanning herself on the quadrangle of a predominantly male college campus, oftentimes wearing a bikini...
Read more
Rectial Itch
1. When you are all sweaty and your (ass) itches in the crack and it is really bothering you. Dang, After playing basketball I was sweatin..
Read more
[the Fourty Foot]
1. 1)Place in Dun Laoghaire, Co.Dublin, Ireland where people go to swim. 2)Somewhere you go to swim in order to ensure an inability to bec..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free