Computer Witness

What is Computer Witness?

1.

A particular subgenre of computer geek. Someone who is obsessed with computers for the sake of computers and not for what they can do. Will often spend hours running performance tests and having "races" between different chips with various programs without ever getting any actual work done on said equipment.

Gene longs for the good old days of the Macs-vs-PCs war...those were some good times, up late with a flat of Mountain Dew and all his buddies racing their computers. Gene is a computer witness.
0

Random Words:

Verygoodexcellentism
1. The quality of exhibiting a sense of being very good, excellent. A Mr. Lillig word. Mr. Lillig asked me to join track so that I could b..
Read more
Vehicular Tourette's Syndrome
1. Having the tendency to scream profanities at other drivers who are talking on their cell phones, futzing with their I-Pods or doing ever..
Read more
Quittal
1. A term used to describe vaginal sweat. Good lord it's hot in here...my panties are soaked with quittal. See vagina, sweat, pussy,..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free