Computers

What is Computers?


1.

The answer to every single question.

Billy: How do they make cheese?

Bob: Computers.

2.

Sometimes really great to have around the house, but other times annoying as hell.

Computers are the inanimate version of kids.

See amethyst

3.

Plural for a bunch of things that suck.

Windows = Bugged

Mac = Useless

Linux = Why bother

If there were no problems and no viruses, Windows would be excellent.


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