Computers

What is Computers?

The answer to every single question.

Billy: How do they make cheese?

Bob: Computers.

Sometimes really great to have around the house, but other times annoying as hell.

Computers are the inanimate version of kids.

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Plural for a bunch of things that suck.

Windows = Bugged

Mac = Useless

Linux = Why bother

If there were no problems and no viruses, Windows would be excellent.

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Student Siren

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