What is Computers?
1.
The answer to every single question.
Billy: How do they make cheese?
Bob: Computers.
2.
Sometimes really great to have around the house, but other times annoying as hell.
Computers are the inanimate version of kids.
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3.
Plural for a bunch of things that suck.
Windows = Bugged
Mac = Useless
Linux = Why bother
If there were no problems and no viruses, Windows would be excellent.
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