What is Computurd?
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That one type of crappy computer that is found in every school, business, and old folks' home. It's covered in dust and grime, the CD drive doesn't work, and its running Windows 95 and AOL 4.0. When people say "fix my computer", they're talking about their computurd. Its not even worth looking at.
That college's computer lab stinks. All they've got is computurds that can't even run Solitaire!
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Placing (making) a booty call between 11 am and 1 pm
(related to the Jobbie Dawner - the early morning booty call)
A Jobbie Nooner is ..
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A file in which you keep all the thank-you letters, positive website comments, and kudos emails from bosses. Basically anything that ma..
