What is Comstat?
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a crappy stationary shop that rips you off that is run by a freshie who is always on the fone and tries to talk about your family life and traumatises people who do work experiece there and if you steal from her the freshie bitch stands in the doorway and shouts indian swears like haram zada kutoo benchaud bitch
i h8 comstat
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Jacking off; Male masturbation.
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A coloqial term used to dicreetly tell your women that your ready to give her the stiffy stab.
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Exercising so much your obliques resemble a lego man's. Particularily from the belville series.
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