Comstock

What is Comstock?


1.

reformer, reformist, crusader, meliorist

He totally got it done!

I know, he's a real comstock.

See author, inventor, originator, discover, creator

2.

one who associates with another's dog

that girl was rolling around in the mud with my dog! What a comstock!

See fneb, shoof, hater

3.

A word to describe a glutton, one who begs for food until he/she becomes so frustrated that he/she bites you on the leg. Typically a fat yet very attractive individual, slothful yet endearing. Sometimes has eye herpes and a missing front tooth.

He came over to hang out and ended up eating the entire pumpkin pie I made earlier for my family reunion tomorrow. I should have been mad at the comstock but he looked so helpless due to the resulting nausea that I just wanted to give him a hug.

See sloth, lazy bastard, herpes, gluttony


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