What is Comstock?
1.
reformer, reformist, crusader, meliorist
He totally got it done!
I know, he's a real comstock.
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2.
one who associates with another's dog
that girl was rolling around in the mud with my dog! What a comstock!
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3.
A word to describe a glutton, one who begs for food until he/she becomes so frustrated that he/she bites you on the leg. Typically a fat yet very attractive individual, slothful yet endearing. Sometimes has eye herpes and a missing front tooth.
He came over to hang out and ended up eating the entire pumpkin pie I made earlier for my family reunion tomorrow. I should have been mad at the comstock but he looked so helpless due to the resulting nausea that I just wanted to give him a hug.
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