Comtarded

What is Comtarded?

When your cable company promises to come out to fix your cable TV and Internet, and you apparently weren't home even though you were.

"Sounds like your service is Comtarded!"

See comcast, comcastic, retards, douchebags, assholes

Oracle

1. All Knowing, As in the comic book character of Birds of Prey, Nightwing and many other comics I am an Oracle! See Oracle 2. The lid ..

Polka-spot

1. This is the defintion of something that you would call a polka dot but it's when its not a tiny dot its more like a large spot. Any..

Zzaped

1. The act of ignoring your children to play on the internet. Man Steve Zweig really zzaped his kids this weekend. See neglect..

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