Comtarded

What is Comtarded?

When your cable company promises to come out to fix your cable TV and Internet, and you apparently weren't home even though you were.

"Sounds like your service is Comtarded!"

See comcast, comcastic, retards, douchebags, assholes

Wants On

1. a strong, uncontrollable desire for someone sexually. You can tell by his giant woody, that he "wants on" Mary. See horny, r..

Niggament

1. a predicament that only a silly black person would get in. Commonly used as a warning to a person getting on your nerves whose ass you c..

Hopawate

1. Originated from the Australian rugby player, John Hopawate, who was suspended from playing rugby in Australia for inserting his index fi..

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