Comtarded

What is Comtarded?

When your cable company promises to come out to fix your cable TV and Internet, and you apparently weren't home even though you were.

"Sounds like your service is Comtarded!"

See comcast, comcastic, retards, douchebags, assholes

Chug Nug

1. A small piece of faeces exerted from the anus in small doses "Man I totally done a chug nug last night!" See chug, nug, poo,..

Gold Plated Ass Monkey

1. the highest honor given to a fuckwit or kidiot for going above and beyond the call of duty for that obnoxious profession. Todays GPAM g..

Pumpus

1. Velvet covered belly or Darius’s 2001-2002 long haircut or Excrement bag or Boulevard (pronounced how it’s spelled)or Street thugs n..

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