Comtarded

What is Comtarded?

When your cable company promises to come out to fix your cable TV and Internet, and you apparently weren't home even though you were.

"Sounds like your service is Comtarded!"

See comcast, comcastic, retards, douchebags, assholes

Queet Or Queef

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Haps

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Greasy Gus

1. Any man who is very dirty in appearance. He usually dresses slovenly and always drives a pick-up truck that is at least 30 years old. ..

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