Comtarded

What is Comtarded?

When your cable company promises to come out to fix your cable TV and Internet, and you apparently weren't home even though you were.

"Sounds like your service is Comtarded!"

See comcast, comcastic, retards, douchebags, assholes

Zeuser

1. one who strongly believes they were born to be a reincarnation of Zeus. Brah my mom said when I was born i came out with lightning bolt..

Naggin'

1. bitchin, non stop talkin, and complaining. quit your naggin' nag, nag, nag, thats all you do. also heard on the song "naggi..

Von Feldt

1. The act of pleasuring oneself orally, with great flexibility. Hey gang, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and Von Feldt myself. Seeya!..

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