Comtarded

What is Comtarded?

When your cable company promises to come out to fix your cable TV and Internet, and you apparently weren't home even though you were.

"Sounds like your service is Comtarded!"

See comcast, comcastic, retards, douchebags, assholes

Night Park Ranger

1. a homosexual man. uphill gardner butt pirate, turd burglar He is a night park ranger..

Scheduled Maintenance

1. A girl being unavailable for traditional sexual activities due to menstruation. I'm gonna hook up with Kate after the party tonigh..

Go Chris Brown On Your A$$.

1. To unload or threaten to unload a smack down, or bite, or 'pwn a fool, for a known, or unknown reason. and then maybe feel bad abo..

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