Comtarded

What is Comtarded?

When your cable company promises to come out to fix your cable TV and Internet, and you apparently weren't home even though you were.

"Sounds like your service is Comtarded!"

See comcast, comcastic, retards, douchebags, assholes

Filthy Carl

1. The act of defecating in ones sock and proceeding to slap another individual across the face with the afformentioned. In most occurences..

Condom Chaos

1. When a bunch of gay guys fill up condoms with cum and take turns throwing them at eachother, hoping that one pops on another's face..

Downage

1. A form of ownage that surpasses the meaning of "down". Man! That was heka downage! See fearless, downer, ownage, master..

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