Comtarded

What is Comtarded?

When your cable company promises to come out to fix your cable TV and Internet, and you apparently weren't home even though you were.

"Sounds like your service is Comtarded!"

See comcast, comcastic, retards, douchebags, assholes

Zipper Sex

1. Sex without any clothing come off. Me and Jane had sex last night but I didn't even get to see her naked! See Sarah..

Roto Penia

1. A broken pineapple but often refers to a large man penis, in a more casual form. Rahul: Hey you want to touch my roto penia? See charr..

Karim

1. an ultra sexy renaissance man of few words me: hi karim: ... See janet 2. one is owns all and is sexified to unimaginable extents. ..

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