What is Comtwoper?
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'Com-two-pa'
It is a new form of computer design only now in the drawing boards.
They use 0,1,2, instead of just 0,1.
0 = no voltage
1 = low voltage
2 = high voltage
These comtwopers will revolutionise the way we perceive computing today. Complex calculations done with supercomputers could be performed on 3Ghz processors.
Programs will have to be redesigned from scratch to account for another binary digit. But the future of computing looks bleak without it.
"Have you seen the demo of IBM's new comtwoper?"
"Yea, at only 400Mhz, i could play Halflife 2 on my wristwatch - amazing"
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