Con Air

What is Con Air?


1.

A movie starring Nicholas Cage that I have unintentionally seen thousands of times.

DAMN THAT SUPERSTATION, DAMN IT TO HELL!

person 1: Oh, what's that?

person 2: Con Air.

person 1: CHANGE IT QUICK!

person 2: I can't, the spirit of Steve Buscemi's terrible film choices as of lately has posessed the remote control preventing me from changing it and thus subjecting me to it's terror, again!

person 1: Shit.

2.

1. A movie produced by Jerry Bruckheimer. It stars Nicolas Cageand John Malkovich. It is about a group of prisoners who take over a plane taking them to other jails, trials, executions, etc.

2. The name of the plane carrying the prisoners in the movie Con Air.

1. Con Air stars Nicolas Cage as a good guy and John Malkovich as a bad guy.

2. Con Air transports prisoners.


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