What is Con Air?
1.
A movie starring Nicholas Cage that I have unintentionally seen thousands of times.
DAMN THAT SUPERSTATION, DAMN IT TO HELL!
person 1: Oh, what's that?
person 2: Con Air.
person 1: CHANGE IT QUICK!
person 2: I can't, the spirit of Steve Buscemi's terrible film choices as of lately has posessed the remote control preventing me from changing it and thus subjecting me to it's terror, again!
person 1: Shit.
2.
1. A movie produced by Jerry Bruckheimer. It stars
2. The name of the plane carrying the prisoners in the movie Con Air.
1. Con Air stars Nicolas Cage as a good guy and John Malkovich as a bad guy.
2. Con Air transports prisoners.