What is Con Barge?
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A woman who attends a Science Fiction/Fantasy convention wearing skimpy clothing(chainmail bikini, Spandex bodysuit, etc) while being morbidly obese.
"Don't look over there, con barge incoming!"
"OH MY EYES!!!"
"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"
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Some joey random walks into your house or place of business and needs to take a shit.. they proceed to do so and end up bussing the pan ..