Con Barge

What is Con Barge?

A woman who attends a Science Fiction/Fantasy convention wearing skimpy clothing(chainmail bikini, Spandex bodysuit, etc) while being morbidly obese.

"Don't look over there, con barge incoming!"

"OH MY EYES!!!"

"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"

See fatty, large

Annals

1. historical records -nothing to do with sex! ive seen some good annals in my time 2. Historical Record, has nothing to do with ANUS, ..

Your Grandma

1. Your first lay I wouldn't brag about losing my virginity to my grandma, you jackass...

Quids

1. It's when you sit on the toilet and you think that your going to have a little bout of diarrhea... but when you go to push it out....

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