Con Barge

What is Con Barge?

A woman who attends a Science Fiction/Fantasy convention wearing skimpy clothing(chainmail bikini, Spandex bodysuit, etc) while being morbidly obese.

"Don't look over there, con barge incoming!"

"OH MY EYES!!!"

"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"

See fatty, large

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