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brand new shoes...not the cheap ones from wal mart...the nice ones... the ones you wear to the club...
man..i gots me some bapin apes....
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When one works really hard on an essay and it turns out to be total crap.
Guy1: Wow, I spent like an entire week writing that essay and..
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When your girlfriend queefs so ofter and so loud during sex you almost wake the neighbors, her kids, or anyone else in the near vicinity..