Conal Edit Meaning

1. When you jack off so hard that your vas deferons shoot out of the tip of your dick. It was embarassing showing up in the emergency room..

1. A mouthbreathing illiterate moron's mishearing and subsequent misspelling or mispronunciation of the word "comeuppance." ..

1. Advice or wisdom passed that offers little or no value to a situation. Typically based on common knowledge that is skewed based on igno..