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Song by Robert Pattinson in which he sings from the perspective of Edward Cullen. He sings about how he doesn't want Bella to beco..
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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..
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Shoving a gross amount of kellog's fruit snacks, preferably scooby doo, up a girls ass and then licking them out one by one.
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