Conch Park

What is Conch Park?


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The closest motor vehicle spot at destination that can be legally parked at. A play on the association between the "conch" in Lord of the Flies as the object to signify the "power" of public speech, ie. "power park"

Suz won't get a better conch park than that unless she parks in the disabled spot


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