Conch Penis Edit Meaning

1. A nickname for Edward Cullen of the Twilight series that mocks his sparkling virgin penis. I am sick of Twilight fans drooling over Edw..

1. used to describe a woman who looks pretty hot from the back, but when she turns and you see her face, she turns out to be a haggard old ..

1. The magical goo showing up after repeatedly rubbing the skin lamp raw for hours, wishing you could get off At long last...the Liquid Ge..