Concraptions

What is Concraptions?

When you really need to take a dump so much that it feels like you've gone into labour.

Man, I've got concraptions really bad. If I don't go take a dump soon, I'm gonna give birth to a brown brick.

See poo, crap, toilet, dump, chod

My Mate Dave

1. The imaginary person who's always with you should you feel the need to use him. (in the pub, at a table with one empty seat) Rand..

Mattress Flipper

1. a bi-sexual biatch. Loves a stiff cock, but occasionally enjoys dining on the odd bearded clam. "don't hook up with that toot..

Zinbomb

1. jager shot dropped in white zinfindel and chugged james did the first zinbomb ever and loved it even more than life it self it is gods ..

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