Concraptions

What is Concraptions?

When you really need to take a dump so much that it feels like you've gone into labour.

Man, I've got concraptions really bad. If I don't go take a dump soon, I'm gonna give birth to a brown brick.

See poo, crap, toilet, dump, chod

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