Concraptions

What is Concraptions?

When you really need to take a dump so much that it feels like you've gone into labour.

Man, I've got concraptions really bad. If I don't go take a dump soon, I'm gonna give birth to a brown brick.

See poo, crap, toilet, dump, chod

Quality Horizontal Time

1. to spend time together in the horizontal position, not particularly with sexual contact (but it is acceptable) laying around goofing of..

Ehweh

1. it can be used for anything really but mainly in negative ways. like a bitch or an annoying person or thing. it can be used in any situ..

Your Grandma

1. Your first lay I wouldn't brag about losing my virginity to my grandma, you jackass...

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