Concraptions

What is Concraptions?

When you really need to take a dump so much that it feels like you've gone into labour.

Man, I've got concraptions really bad. If I don't go take a dump soon, I'm gonna give birth to a brown brick.

See poo, crap, toilet, dump, chod

Zipper Sex

1. Sex without any clothing come off. Me and Jane had sex last night but I didn't even get to see her naked! See Sarah..

Ten Pound Clam

1. Another word for a woman's vagina. Ever eaten a bearded oysteror ten pound clam before?..

Quaste

1. The area between the genitals and anus; same meaning as grundle Put a smile on your quaste. See grundle, dotis, perineum, gouch, taint..

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