Concrete Baby

What is Concrete Baby?


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-noun

A structural element composed entirely of concrete and steel reinforcing whose effective length (k*L) is less than or equal to its depth (from tensile reinforcing to extreme compressive fiber).

Other forms:

Concrete Babies

Concrete Babe

Concrete Babyhood

Concrete Babylike

Concrete Babyishness

Concrete Babyishly

Synonyms:

Cholumn

Chode Column

Fat Stack

Fatty Beam

Beam Cholumn

Fatty Beam Cholumn

Engineer 1: I've analyzed all failure modes of the concrete baby, it seems that overall buckling controls.

Engineer 2: Oh you vacuous neophyte! Concrete babies NEVER buckle! OOOWWWWWWW!

See concrete, baby, vacuous, neophyte, sex


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