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People who attempt to write kidnapping notes on public bathroom mirrors
"That ickle presh was just kidding when he wrote that"..
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Father of Science, King of Pwn. Was integral (get it) in the development of Calculus and by extension much of modern Mathematics and Phy..
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When your partner defecates on your big toe, and you drag it across their chest.
Dude i gave your girlfriend a velocycraptor last night..