Conde Nast

What is Conde Nast?


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Magazine publishing empire based in New York City whose titles include Cosmopolitan and, ironically, Bon Appetit, since none of the employees there eats.

guy1: "Check out that hottie at that table over there, she hasn't touched anything on her plate"

guy2: "She probably works at Conde Nast."

girl1: "Yo, sista, I'se be wanting a job at your blingcrib."

girl2: "Sorry." click


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