What is Condimental Drift?
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The slow but steady movement of all available condiments whereby they all come to rest in front of one person at the table
Sis: Dad, why did the mustard, relish, horseradish, and barbecue sauce all end up in front of you?
Me: Haven't you ever heard of "condimental drift"?
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