Condimental Drift

What is Condimental Drift?


1.

The slow but steady movement of all available condiments whereby they all come to rest in front of one person at the table

Sis: Dad, why did the mustard, relish, horseradish, and barbecue sauce all end up in front of you?

Me: Haven't you ever heard of "condimental drift"?

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