Condimental Drift

What is Condimental Drift?

The slow but steady movement of all available condiments whereby they all come to rest in front of one person at the table

Sis: Dad, why did the mustard, relish, horseradish, and barbecue sauce all end up in front of you?

Me: Haven't you ever heard of "condimental drift"?

See food, meal, science, table

Juloward

1. The juice that comes out of the anus after years of not washing it. "ew, something smells like juloward. has someone not washed th..

Dr Neo Cortex

1. A power-mad dwarf who is the enemy of the popular video game character Crash Bandicoot. He is bald with a black beard and an 'N&ap..

Irwinized

1. To use words like "Crikey!" daily, sometimes five times a day. To be inspired by the late, great Steve Irwin. Example, She..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Condimental Drift Edit Meaning