What is Conditional Friend?
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Your friend only for as long as they get pleasure or gain something from the friendship; only as long as it does not cost too much.
When a friend is down, I help him out. But when his life falls into place and mine isn't going so well, where is he to be found? That's a conditional friend.
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Also
Yeah, Mike's my conditional friend. As long as I have an extra girl to throw at him, he'll hang around.
Random Words:
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Of or having funk. Messed up or ruined.
I'm not eating those funkdifide eggs...
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A term for reserving a seat.
Me: Quack Quack Seat Back.
You: Well, you can't reserve seats here.
Me: Well, shit in my purse!
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