Condom Connoisseur

What is Condom Connoisseur?


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One who knows his or her way around the condom section on the local drug store to a frightening degree….

Have you ever seen that episode of Aqua teen hunger force where they use a ray to enlarge Carl‘s genitals and crabs start crawling out of his shorts? He is NOT a Condom Connoisseur.

See condom, std, crabs, drug store


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