What is Condom Connoisseur?
1.
One who knows his or her way around the condom section on the local drug store to a frightening degree….
Have you ever seen that episode of Aqua teen hunger force where they use a ray to enlarge Carl‘s genitals and crabs start crawling out of his shorts? He is NOT a Condom Connoisseur.
See
Random Words:
1.
It's when a girl {most preferrably an Asian) gives a man a horizontal sponge bath inside a "Massage Parlor".
"I rec..
See jitch, bastard, drink, alcohol, death, dead, cola, coke, jagermeister, jager, vodka, red bull, kick, drunk, hang over, passed out, wanke..