What is Condom Hair?
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This is when you use both hands, or both hands covered in a plastic bag, to mess up and rub someone's hair. It's not condom hair unless while you are doing it you yell "condom hair", otherwise it's just mean.
Hillary was really annoying Jojo today. Everytime Jojo got her hair just right, Hillary would quickly yell "condom hair" and ruin Jojo's perfectly quaffed do.
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somthing that is better than a badger and all is good
how you feelin today?? better than yesterday so i am feeling badgerific
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