What is Condom Hair?
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This is when you use both hands, or both hands covered in a plastic bag, to mess up and rub someone's hair. It's not condom hair unless while you are doing it you yell "condom hair", otherwise it's just mean.
Hillary was really annoying Jojo today. Everytime Jojo got her hair just right, Hillary would quickly yell "condom hair" and ruin Jojo's perfectly quaffed do.
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performing oral on your female partner while she is having "that time of the month", then proceeding to make out with her.
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