What is Condom Hat?
1.
a extremely tight beanie, without a fold, that resembles a condom when placed on one's head.
the nordic skiier was wearing a condom hat.
2.
A sort of hat that people (who nobody really likes) wear because they think they're cool. Very much shaped like a condom.
She said her dad secretly changed her brake pads. She was probably sitting in her car at the stoplight, wearing her condom hat, as her dad changed her brake pads.
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3.
a hat which resembles a condom
That stupid fly bitch is wearing a condom hat
4.
Any of a number of stupid looking hats that dumbass high school jackoffs typically wear. Usually seen while listening to Linkin Park and picking their nose/ass.
Anyone who wears a condom hat should have their ass kicked.
Man, look at all the condom hats getting into their mom's cars when the mall closes.
