What is Condom Light?
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The small light inside a vehicle, usually located around the rearview mirror that allows just enough light to see to put on a condom.
Girl: Lucky you are gonna have to turn on your condom light so I can see to put this on you.
Guy: What do you mean, this thing is ten inches. A blind man could see that.
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