Condom Light

What is Condom Light?

The small light inside a vehicle, usually located around the rearview mirror that allows just enough light to see to put on a condom.

Girl: Lucky you are gonna have to turn on your condom light so I can see to put this on you.

Guy: What do you mean, this thing is ten inches. A blind man could see that.

See condom, parking, sex

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