Condom Masturbation

What is Condom Masturbation?


1.

Masturbating with a condom on. Done to simulate having sex with a condom on or as a way to not give your hand AIDS.

Glenn: Dude, you ever tried condom masturbation?

Max: No, why the hell would I do that?

Glenn: Well you don't want to give your hand AIDS do you?

See condom, masturbation, protection, jerking off


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