Condom Nut-hug

What is Condom Nut-hug?

The act of ignorantly putting on a condom so that it covers both the shaft and the testicles.

Person 1: I'm so big, even Magnum XLs feel tight. They're roomy around the shaft, but they just don't fit around my balls.

Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Person 1: What?

Person 2: You're giving yourself a fucking condom nut-hug, you jackass.

See condom, nut, hug, magnum

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