Condom Swimmer

What is Condom Swimmer?

1.

A small penis. A penis that effectively swims in a condom often designed for average but not NORMAL sized hard-ons

A penis slightly larger than the actual condom swimmers - the sperm cells.

Scott: "Hey Bill, did you see Max in the shower, I couldn't help be notice, he was washing his cock, I thought it was his fucking baby finger...I nearly exploded laughing...what can you do with that little stub?!"

Bill: "Yea I know, the guy acts and talks like he is the end-all and be-all for women when in fact he is packing a fucking condom swimmer!"

See small penis, tiny cock, small dick, pencil dick

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