Condom Titties

What is Condom Titties?

Noun; Natural breasts with more skin that fat, as to seem like condoms filled with cottage cheese.

Brittany: (with her breasts exposed) ...but Frey'yud, why shood I git inplants?

Thomas: Be'cause your tiddies look like cottage cheese in two condoms - one made for blacks and one made for Asians.

Brittany: Thomas!

Thomas: Condom titties Con... Cond... (vomits to the side)

See condom, implants, cheese, cod, horse cock, taylor rain

Qwibs

1. To want something that you cannot have or to have something that you do not want. Dude these shorts are so qwibs i can't even stan..

Disjolk

1. To add a comment to a conversation that ruins the conversation or causes an awkward silence. Kyle: yo man did you get your nut last nig..

Deacon

1. As in Joey an '80s disabled celebrity, who despite being severly physically disabled was just as intelligent as you and me... or NO..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Condom Titties Edit Meaning