Condom Titties

What is Condom Titties?

Noun; Natural breasts with more skin that fat, as to seem like condoms filled with cottage cheese.

Brittany: (with her breasts exposed) ...but Frey'yud, why shood I git inplants?

Thomas: Be'cause your tiddies look like cottage cheese in two condoms - one made for blacks and one made for Asians.

Brittany: Thomas!

Thomas: Condom titties Con... Cond... (vomits to the side)

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W7f

1. Synonym for WTF meaning What The Fuck. Commonly used in web forums that use moderation and language filters. The 7 used in W7F is the 13..

High Tops

1. Shoes that are higher than your ankle that can be worn with a strap. Made for when you play basketball so you won't get your ankles..

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