Condomplating

What is Condomplating?


1.

the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.

She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."

See condom

2.

the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.

She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."

See condomplating, condom, alcohol, night

3.

This is what happens when guys with solid erection waste a few precious seconds contemplating which side the condom unrolls and which side to put it on from.

In an intercourse a guy quickly gets up to put on a condom.

Guy: Silent looking at the condom and think where it unrolls.

Girl: WILL YOU STOP CONDOMPLATING and do the needful please!!

See condom, sex


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