Condomplating

What is Condomplating?


1.

the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.

She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."

See condom

2.

the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.

She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."

See condomplating, condom, alcohol, night

3.

This is what happens when guys with solid erection waste a few precious seconds contemplating which side the condom unrolls and which side to put it on from.

In an intercourse a guy quickly gets up to put on a condom.

Guy: Silent looking at the condom and think where it unrolls.

Girl: WILL YOU STOP CONDOMPLATING and do the needful please!!

See condom, sex


1

Random Words:

1. would be balancing on one hand taking your other hand and lifting it off the ground and back on it and pushing making you spin. some peo..
1. Someone who is extensively annoying SAR's leader is an annoyance 2. Society. That is really all I have so say. I am overwhelme..
1. Carny and porno slang for a man or woman who is a novice-- ala Grasshopper on the 1970's TV show "Kung-Fu"-- but with a p..