Condoom

What is Condoom?

1.

A terrible accident involving sex using a condom. If the condom breaks while fucking a girl who is known to not be using personal contraception or who is known to have an S.T.D of some sort.

Also applicable to femedom. Femedoom

10:00 pm (A bar somewhere)

John = wanna come back to my place and fuck?

Cindy = Sorry John, i have aids and not only that but im known to get pregnant incredibly easily.

John = DOnt worry cindy, i have these condoms!!

Cindy = Oh, well ok then. That would be lovly!!

10:30 pm (johns place)

Cindy = Oh god, oh god, oh god...

John = Oh god, oh god, oh god...

Cindy = oh god, oh....wait...something feels different...

John = oh g....wait you right...HOLY SHIT!! The condom has broken!!

CONDOOM.

John got condoomed.

Tradgedy.

See condom, sex, stds, pregnancy, condoom

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