Coner Edit Meaning

1.

A member of the "forward crew" on board a nuclear submarine. Steretypically dim-witted and obtuse, coners can often be found in groups wondering why one piece of equipment or another doesn't appear to be working with the on/off switch positioned downward. A common belief amongst coners is that anything can be fixed by some combination of duct tape, coffee stirsticks, and a ballpeen hammer, including but not limited to televisions, computers, 8mm videocasettes, diesel engines, and toilet seats.

There's a couple coners on crews mess fiddling with the X-box..... I wonder how long it'll be before they realize it's not plugged in.

See st, sonar, tm, ft, jo, nav, rm, radio, a-gang, a-ganger, cs, ms, cook, cob

2.

Slang in some parts of Canada for a joint. Coner is usually reserved for a very well-rolled, cone-shaped joint.

"Quit bogarting that coner and let me take a puff"

See weed, cannabis, joint, spliff, marijuana, bong, ganja, bud

3.

A person that can't find their own ass with two hands and a map.

Sean Morrell is a fucking coner

See Justin

4.

Coner: NOUN. On a US Submarine it is used by members of ratings who's watch stations are aft of the operations compartment, not including MTs on SSBNs. Generally NUCSbelieve themselves to be better than any coner. This feeling arises from the fact a NUC usually has had more training, it is more difficult training, and they often have to work harder than many other rates, particular those of the 'coners' whos jobs are genrally less physically demanding.

A NUC will often comment on how a 'coner' lives at the 'pointy end of the boat'. This highlights the fact they need more sleep as any dolt looking at a Submarine can see the AFT end is far more pointy than the FWD end, lol.

Ironically its those who despise a 'coner' who are themselves, by their own definition anyway, 'coners'.

Nuc MM #1: Whos the NUB?

Nuc MM #2: Ah he's another coner, an STS.

Nuc MM #1: Another guy that'll be hittin' the beach before us all the time, makin rate faster, and hangin out in Sonar all the time.

Nuc MM #2: Yeah those coners sure are stupid.

See nuc, coner, rate, rank, sonar, submarine, navy, aft, fwd

5.

When one takes a traffic cone, or anything with the same form or likeness, and places it upon their crotch, as if they had a boner.

HAHA dude, jeff just totally took a picture of his coner a few minutes ago.

See coner, boner, cone, traffic, crotch

6.

Non-nuclear trained retard

in the Navy who didn't become a nuke because he was too retarded to get offered nuke, so they offer them a mindless job where the only point is to push a button when ordered.

Also see: MAAs

Related term: Skittle

Fucking coners screwed us over again.

7.

when you get a giant boner from either looking at or stealing traffic cones

oh man spenser, i have a huuuge coner right now

See newman