Confectradictions

What is Confectradictions?

When one grabs candy thinking its one type but it is in fact another...

I wanted a chocolate cherry but got a caramel... Man what a confectradiction.

Zap Yo Dumb Ass

1. The act of zapping one's dumb ass, with electricity or another form of unstable, powerful energy. Guy 1: Yo bitch wassup? Guy 2: ..

Leg Over

1. Having sex, getting your way with a lady. Did you get a leg over yesterday evening? = Did you score/get lucky? See screw, shag, bonk,..

Dirty Sneaker

1. The act of masturbating and spunking into the shoe of an unsuspecting person that has wronged you. Even if the baby batter has dried you..

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