Confectradictions

What is Confectradictions?

When one grabs candy thinking its one type but it is in fact another...

I wanted a chocolate cherry but got a caramel... Man what a confectradiction.

Cheney Cat

1. Noun- A cat that doesn't really meow or purr, just makes a sort of squawking sound. I got a Cheney Cat. She's a bitch. See c..

Zipponer

1. The lump that may appear in your pants crotch area when you sit down in a certain manner pushing the top and bottom parts of your fly to..

Text Pal

1. A person that you never talk to or see, but you just text with. Like a pen pal. I've been chatting w/ my text pal all day. See te..

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