Confectradictions

What is Confectradictions?

When one grabs candy thinking its one type but it is in fact another...

I wanted a chocolate cherry but got a caramel... Man what a confectradiction.

Eastern Hellbender

1. A very large turd left in the toilet. Also, one that is reported to your friends due to its size. Better not go in the bathroom for a ..

Piercle

1. The large kosher dill pickles sold at movie theaters, skating rinks, and highschool basketball games. Usaly served in a paper hotdog bas..

Grey Mist

1. Grey mist is a product exclusively available at the Grey Area coffeeshop in Amsterdam, Holland. It is produced by separating cannabis tr..

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