Confectradictions

What is Confectradictions?

When one grabs candy thinking its one type but it is in fact another...

I wanted a chocolate cherry but got a caramel... Man what a confectradiction.

Promulgate

1. declare a formal document The government will promulgate the important bill tomorrow. 1. declare a formal document The government wi..

Crippled Spastic

1. boomytastic "That pie was crippled spastic" "That joint was actually crippled spastic" "Milky bar yogurts ar..

Zip And Flip

1. to have discrete sex by unzipping the pants and "flipping" the girls shorts or skirt out of the way for penetration. "W..

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