What is Conference Ass?
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The stench of a bathroom at most any convention center, airport, or site of a conference. Traveling, eating conference food, excessive alcohol consumption, and drinking the local water leads to conference ass. Typified by loud, gas-y echoing from the toilet bowl.
similar to travelers butt,
The sputtering rumbles
diarrhea from those stalls means "Tom has conference ass."
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Something that is fail safe, cannot lose. A deal that is sealed.
I tell you, we have this scam sorted, lock stock the whole nine yards...