What is Conference Ass?
1.
The stench of a bathroom at most any convention center, airport, or site of a conference. Traveling, eating conference food, excessive alcohol consumption, and drinking the local water leads to conference ass. Typified by loud, gas-y echoing from the toilet bowl.
similar to travelers butt,
The sputtering rumbles
diarrhea from those stalls means "Tom has conference ass."
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