Conference

What is Conference?


1.

a gathering of professionals to learn new stuff, at least that is what you tell the wife. then you go and get drunk and fool around with your co-workers. known as a 'c'

bob(boss)-did you learn anything at the conference?

workers-smile, more than you would like to know!

See class, hotel, jobs

2.

Company slang for 'Drunken Shag-Fest'

Boss: "Hey Dave how was the conference?"

Dave: "Conference?! What the hell is a conference? I think you meant Shag-Fest"

See conference, business, shag, orgy, sex, Mackem

3.

The excuse people use to get a free vacation, as travel and expanses are paid for by the company. Interestingly enough most professional organizations hold their conferences in large tourist regions. As a result, attendees may sit in on only a few seminars and spend the rest of the allotted travel time playing golf, visiting tourist sites, and other recreational activities at their company's expense. Most of

Lawrence: So Peter, how was the conference in Orlando last week?

Peter: Well the conference ran five days, but I only spent the first day attending seminars and the remaining four days I went to Disney World and to the beach. But hey, Lumbergh had no clue where I was so he had no problem having Initech pay for my weeklong vacation.

See vacation, seminar, business, trip, corporation, Dan


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