Confituate

What is Confituate?

verb-transitive: the act of placing one's lips on an object, namely another person's lips/body part or an inanimate object.

note*: created because all of the other words for kissing are awkward. ex: smooch, kiss, make out

"i love it when we confituate." - john

"i dont" - mark

"please dont confituate me there" - donald

See kiss, smooch, make out, peck, frenching

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