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1 part jagermeister
1 part peach snapps
cranberry juice
the colder the better
Me: mmmm that was one damn tasty red headed slut
you:..
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a dick so rock hard that it can go through any hole, fucking so fast it looks like your dick is a machine with batteries
"Did you ..
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When someone has a lead foot, and sees a cop and doesn't slow down, but finally learns to adjust.
Oh yah, he didn't learn, th..