Confucious

What is Confucious?

An ironical misspelling of Confucius, an ancient Chinese philosopher. The pun usually lies in the double meaning of the wise words of Mr. Confucious.

Confucious Said: "Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."

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