What is Confucious?
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An ironical misspelling of Confucius, an ancient Chinese philosopher. The pun usually lies in the double meaning of the wise words of Mr. Confucious.
Confucious Said: "Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."
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Whacking off while taking a shit, closely related to a blumpkin
I was scarr3d for life when I walked in on the old man blumpkinbating...