Confucius Say

What is Confucius Say?


1.

The beginning of a sometimes comical, often horrible joke.

Corny example:

Confucius say, man who run behind car get exhausted

Confucius say, man who run in front of care get tired

Crude example:

Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth

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2.

The basis of lame jokes that involve the philosopher Confucius

Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger

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3.

confucius say man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to Bangkok

confucius say a man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to Bangkok

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