Confunked Edit Meaning

1. A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd. UPS Express: Proudl..

1. Using a lit wooden punk stick (usually free at a fireworks stand) as a sparkler. When you wave it around in the dark you get a pyrotechn..

1. When a girl spits on your balls and rubs it around. My girl was slobbing my junk great, and then she pulled a Gaylord Perry on me for a..