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1. Similar to a Blue Falcon, but intentionally fucks over his buddies to look better. Man1: are we still going to go to the concert. Man2..

1. To have the most incomprehensible bad luck imaginable. When things go wrong that you didn’t even know existed. Man, I got totally Stahl..

1. An Oreo with the bottom line of the "E" scratched out. This transforms it into a COMPLETELY different cookie.... albeit, a muc..