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1. A hand job by a jewish girl that jewish girl gave me the best hand shammy of my life. See hand job, jack off, spank it, beat the meat..

1. A stoner who would not normally sell bud, but stocks up a week or so before 420, the international smoking holiday, to accommodate the g..

1. A person who is particularly proud of their German ethnicity Hans: Dude do you think Hitlers cool? Franz: DUDE HITLERS AWESOME!!!! H..