Confused Clucker

What is Confused Clucker?

An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.

Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.

See egg, sex, vagina, straw, Frank West

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