Confusianism

What is Confusianism?

Advice, sayings, or answers that sound similar to something Confusius would say. They often don't make sense and sound weird.

Tom: Why would you make me drive stickshift? I don't know how!

Erik: Tom, driving stickshift is good character, and helps build good moral fiber.

Tom: ok. I don't need your confusianism.

See confusion, proverb, rediculous, advice

Crapkins

1. Those dispensed napkins you use to take a crap in public restrooms. "I had to hover over the toilet; they were all out of crapkins..

Nigoo

1. An old-ass black man who has many vision problems. Usually says shit like "Dem lil' niggas always stealin' ma hard candy...

W.a.s.

1. Stands for Wide Ass Syndrome. A genetic syndrome that causes the subject to have an enlarged posterior. D! Look! Those chicks have a ba..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Confusianism Edit Meaning