Confusianism

What is Confusianism?

Advice, sayings, or answers that sound similar to something Confusius would say. They often don't make sense and sound weird.

Tom: Why would you make me drive stickshift? I don't know how!

Erik: Tom, driving stickshift is good character, and helps build good moral fiber.

Tom: ok. I don't need your confusianism.

See confusion, proverb, rediculous, advice

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Umbs

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Cirque

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