What is Confusing As Father's Day At Shawn Kemp's House?

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a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?

-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

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