Confusiustipation

What is Confusiustipation?


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the feeling of a bomb exploding in your mind due to the bombardment of relentlessly retarded misguided musings of a total fucking idiot who sees the world through their own special pair of rose colored "I have my head up my ass" glasses and who mistakenly thinks that everyone they know is hanging on their every crappy Hallmark card stolen turds of wisdom that they so diligently sprinkle all over their fucking facebook wall.

I must be suffering from confusiustipation because I have an unb earable migrain after getting my friends facebook updates!

See constipation, hallmark, retarded


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