Confusted Edit Meaning

1. A salty penis or phallic expression. After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..

1. noun A Duck, doing the splits, while wearing only one sock Oh my goodness!! I was at the like and I saw an aplast by the shoreline!!! ..

1. What you get from smoking hash a lot. A hacking cough that brings up gobs of brown phlegm. "We smoked hash with that Canadian guy..