Confusterated Edit Meaning

1. Having one's eye welded shut by a hot stream of man chowder. Fuck the facial, lets give her a cream eye from the one eye...

1. When an inexperienced man becomes aroused by something and promptly blows his load, i.e. creams his pants, sometimes still in his underw..

1. A cat like male who sees the need to control everyone's life's and ruin relationships. Greasy hair and terrible foundation, wi..