Confutulated

What is Confutulated?

A state of confusion and aggravation.

"You ordered a taco salad with extra sour cream and extra meat?"

"No, I ordered a taco salad with no meat and guacamole."

"Girl, I am confutulated!"

See confusion, aggravation, clarity, Ainslie

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