Congestilations

What is Congestilations?

1) A person who has a sneeze or stuffy nose that attempts to say "congratulations" to another person.

2) When Luis is on his QWERTY phone and messes up on spelling "congratulations."

Congestilations Katie! You're 20 years old now!

See congestilations, qwerty, congratulations

1 Hand Waltz

1. Masturbation. The act of pleasuring oneself using manual stimulation. One handed-tussle. A less aggressive version of the 5 knuckle sh..

Fucked The Duck

1. Melanie's term for fucking up to an incredible extent. " Dude, you really fucked the duck on that one " See fucked, duc..

Ughish

1. to be feeling the feeling of ugh. i felt very ughish as i sat on my computer talking to rachel at 12:30 am See under the weather, sick..

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