Congestipated

What is Congestipated?

The feeling of being congested and having your nose completely stuffed up, without the possibility of relief by blowing your nose or coughing.

I can't go to work today, I can't breathe, I'm totally congestipated.

See cold, sick, runny nose, flu

W.m.e.j.

1. W.M.E.J. - Abbreviation, for World’s Most Expensive Jam. This is in relation to a very expensive pot of jam, usually strawberry or raspb..

My Friend From Colorado

1. marijuana with an abnormally large concentration of thc of the active ingredient thc. aka "the dankness" "hey charlie, d..

Shlong Jocky

1. a guy who likes to ride the shlong. "Brad you fuckin shlong jockey, get over here lube me up." See fatboy..

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