Congestipated

What is Congestipated?

The feeling of being congested and having your nose completely stuffed up, without the possibility of relief by blowing your nose or coughing.

I can't go to work today, I can't breathe, I'm totally congestipated.

See cold, sick, runny nose, flu

Bagahoe

1. Dumb girl that wouldnt mind spreading her legs for anyone "Aye bro, i heard that wimpy freshman got the school bagahoe" See ..

Dispatcher

1. One who dispatches calls. Usually has a tough look and takes no B.S. from no one. The captain of the ship, if you will. The one in charg..

Hawk Strike

1. The process of headbutting someone with a bowed head and outstretched arms, while shouting "HAWK STRIKE" at the top of your vo..

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