Congestipated

What is Congestipated?

The feeling of being congested and having your nose completely stuffed up, without the possibility of relief by blowing your nose or coughing.

I can't go to work today, I can't breathe, I'm totally congestipated.

See cold, sick, runny nose, flu

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